I'm not single, and I'm also not posting this

Category: Singles Spit Swap

Post 1 by The Shuck Fitter (My name is Liam) on Saturday, 11-Feb-2006 8:50:02

So. you may be think you're reading this post, but you're not. It's a figment of your imagination. I promise you. Even if you reply. you're replys and everyone else's are all imaginary.

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 11-Feb-2006 9:32:15

Does this mean you broke up with your imaginary girlfriend?

Post 3 by dissonance (Help me, I'm stuck to my chair!) on Saturday, 11-Feb-2006 14:07:01

well we already knew that all of our posts are just optical allusions

Post 4 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Saturday, 11-Feb-2006 14:49:16

Did you finally manage to sell her off to someone liam?

Post 5 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Saturday, 11-Feb-2006 14:55:05

if that's the case i'm not even going to bother to reply!

Post 6 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Sunday, 12-Feb-2006 0:20:09

Hmmm, then why post in the first place? may be the whole site is imaginary...or i'm insane...or both.

Post 7 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 12-Feb-2006 3:00:27

Lord, I hope this site isn't a figment of my imagination, because, if this is the best my imagination can come up with, I might as well kill myself now.

Post 8 by Puggle (I love my life!) on Sunday, 12-Feb-2006 5:29:20

oh my god I can't believe that i just imagined this, what a waste of the last 10 seconds of my life. and look i'm still going...

Post 9 by Manwe (The Dark Lord) on Sunday, 12-Feb-2006 9:26:12

now this reminds me of something from the hitchhikers guide. but i can't remember how it goes lol.

Post 10 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Sunday, 12-Feb-2006 13:31:17

hmmm, I love things that don't exist, like, urm... well, ah fuck, forgot what shit i was gonna say, ah well

Post 11 by Godzilla-On-Toast (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 13-Feb-2006 7:12:21

What is reality anyhow, and how do I even know I exist? For all I know, I could be just a projection on a holodeck somewhere.

Post 12 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Monday, 13-Feb-2006 12:04:17

for all you don't know as well!


for after all, what is real and what is imagined when reality and imagination become inexplicably intertwined like an inexplicably intertwined thing?

Post 13 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Monday, 13-Feb-2006 12:45:48

“Mmmmmm sweet intertwined with another …”

Did I just write this or perhaps rather a figment of my imagination logged on and penned… *Smile

Post 14 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Monday, 13-Feb-2006 14:32:33

my imagination is currently holidaying in the bahama's for 3 weeks but wishes to send it's sincerest apologies for the lack of imagination shown in this message.

Post 15 by ItsJustBabyT (the price is WRONG, bitch!) on Monday, 13-Feb-2006 15:01:08

lol interesting post...nothing witty comes to mind to reply, or is that just my imagination? lol

Post 16 by Godzilla-On-Toast (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 13-Feb-2006 17:08:51

My imagination is currently off somewhere smoking something very potent and very illegal. My real self is jealous and wants some of what the imagination is apparently smoking. Hehehe!

Post 17 by Jess227 on Monday, 13-Feb-2006 23:26:13

Reminds me of the show the Twlight Zone. Where wierd things can happen to the mind! I can hear the theme song just coming at us right now.

Post 18 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Tuesday, 14-Feb-2006 1:00:02

Well, there has been a theory put forward that all the earth is is just what our collective minds perseev and if we didn't believe in it, then we might be taken over by aliens with more mind power, hmmmm, perhaps i read too much sci fi.

Post 19 by Godzilla-On-Toast (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 14-Feb-2006 3:48:58

For once I want to meet a superior alien being who is not interested in taking me over, eating me, ruling the world or just blowing me up. What boring hobbies! LOL!

Post 20 by lights_rage (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 14-Feb-2006 5:31:57

yall are funny this is great

Post 21 by Godzilla-On-Toast (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 15-Feb-2006 6:57:19

Oh? You should have a good look at my face! Then you'll get a laugh!

Post 22 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Wednesday, 15-Feb-2006 9:28:41

look, i think the aliens of the world have better things to do then blow up, eat and probe low lives like us.